Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Seven Minute Workout

I have often whined about hardcore getting away from the punks and falling into the meaty hands of the jocks but this absolutely takes the proverbial cake. Dead Lift, who hail from Michigan, literally cut the fat with their 7 Minute Workout Demo. Eight songs to get you psyched up to pump some fucking iron! Fucking stupid.



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21 comments:

  1. AnonymousMay 25, 2010 at 4:36 AM

    Well nice guitar sound-ish, sounds like a metalzone pedal with the bass right up and just the right amount of compression not long enough tho' and too frantic

    I like to do a bit of cardio in 20 minute non stop bursts of slow but intense exercise which leaves you in a heap at the end.

    This blog provides the best music for this, most recently I recommend

    FELL VOICES
    DISPIRIT
    BROCKEN MOON

    I look forward to more of the same

    COSMIC HEARSE A PLACE TO GET FIT !

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  2. AylmerMay 25, 2010 at 5:09 AM

    You're a masochist for listening to this and a sadist for posting it! Thanks?

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  3. Jerry OrbachMay 25, 2010 at 7:09 AM

    Dear lord, that cover is just too much. I feel like such an inadequate man now. Thanks for the self-esteem reducer. How fucking ridiculous.

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  4. Chet the MedicineMay 25, 2010 at 7:28 AM

    the word verification for my comment was 'munpult'. seems oddly appropriate for this release.

    it is munpult, straight up munpult..

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  5. drrn.May 25, 2010 at 8:58 AM

    Ew, brocore.

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  6. Shelby CobrasMay 25, 2010 at 9:13 AM

    Yes! Brocore!

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  7. RyanMay 25, 2010 at 10:18 AM

    Blasphemy did it better and first... black metal powerlifting skins...

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  8. prunalogsusanMay 25, 2010 at 10:41 AM

    heck yeah! they sound like some good, good guys. just, real good, nice, friendly, beer drinkin', kickin' back...dudes. hilarious!

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  9. idoMay 25, 2010 at 1:11 PM

    Masturbate for SATAN(!) or work out at the gym......?

    not much of a choice.

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  10. chimMay 25, 2010 at 2:00 PM

    no thanks. earth crisis is the only lacrosse soundtrack i need.

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  11. AnonymousMay 25, 2010 at 6:02 PM

    That's not even a dead lift on the cover - looks more like a snatch or clean and jerk being locked out.

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  12. AnonymousMay 25, 2010 at 6:20 PM

    remember the ad for some hawdcoah label in MRR around late 80s with the huge buff shirtless dude holding up a cd in one hand and a coors light in the other?

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  13. AnonymousMay 25, 2010 at 10:34 PM

    Rampage from MA(?) played in California many moons ago. Total jock work out bro's. During the last song the singer started doing push ups during the breakdown. OOF!

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  14. DoomstonedMay 26, 2010 at 5:28 AM

    Push-ups during the break downs? Twisted & sick man. Sounds compelling. I'd like to see bands set up barbells and dumbells on stage and really get the fuck in to it. Why not? Maybe gyms should be the new venue for heavy music. Hail fuckin' meat metal!

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  15. crackedmachineMay 26, 2010 at 4:42 PM

    Awesome lyrics!

    "Curl it up and do it again.
    Put some 45's on the ends add some more weight and do it again"

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  16. AnonymousMay 27, 2010 at 6:15 PM

    This f'n blog f'n rules! I am now going to lose 30 pounds and kick sopme ass. see you in the pit you f'n motherf'ers

    now f'off
    and lift some weights!

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  17. RagnarRMay 28, 2010 at 7:08 PM

    I actually like some of the fast songs. Sometime beefslab "hardcore" amuses me. Tho' I don't listen to too much of it. That said, I STILL wish someone would unearth any material by the band Strike Out from Cooperstown, NY. One of the best MRR interview ever. Also one of the best response letters: "Fuck Strike Out I hope G.G. Allin shits on home plate."

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  18. naked co-ed wrestlingMay 29, 2010 at 11:39 PM

    Lift 12oz. bottles of beer for health and well being. This is more fun than throwing bibles at straight edgers during a Stryper concert with a big X on my hand while stoned and drunk.

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  19. AnonymousMay 31, 2010 at 6:39 AM

    is.... this.... for.... real...?!

    A little piece of me died just now.

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  20. AnonymousJune 2, 2010 at 10:59 AM

    I'm gonna slap this on next time I'm at the gym!

    (Then go home and drink some beers... straightedge pussies...)

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  21. AnonymousJune 2, 2010 at 8:12 PM

    Funny, this is the first Hearse release that my computer refused to open. That's saying something.

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