Now I don't believe in Astrology, but that is probably because I am not a girl or an idiot. I DO believe in Blowfly, so when he says by being a Libra, I love to smell toilet seats, who am I to argue? Fuck that Harvey Sid Fisher guy, he don't know shit about pussy.
AMEN BROTHER!!!! Cannot say it any better...or truer.
ReplyDeleteHahaha!!! Damn you, Aesop. Damn you.
ReplyDeleteHello, I am a Scorpio, and I like to fuck.
ReplyDeleteyou're funny....
ReplyDeleteI must tell my boyfriend he's a girl for believing in star-signs (I'll leave out 'idiot' in case he tries to prove he's smart, which would irritate :)) The question is, what does that make me?
ReplyDelete(Tries very hard to believe. Fails. Gives up. Decides she's a bloke)
I saw him perform in downtown miami a year or two ago. funny how normal it seems to see a decrepit old black man in costume down here.
ReplyDeleteI feel no remorse bootlegging Blowfly albums. I bought an album off his website the week after you did that Xmas post and it still hasn't come. fucker.
ReplyDeleteMy sign is feces.
ReplyDeleteI love this record. I think it may be the first thing I had ever heard from Blowfly and I was immediately sucked into his weird world. So many hilarious lines spit out between the "songs" on this record! I've seen him a couple times in the last decade and I really only loved it the first time. I thought the punk-ish record he did was an awful abortion of a record.
ReplyDeleteYou're a sexist and you have terrible taste in everything.
ReplyDeleteAw, someone's got a sandy cunt.
ReplyDeleteman Cosmic Hearse is like this weird little boys club run by a hunky dad shaman. the music is rad, but its kindof creepy
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