Monday, September 28, 2009

Pandiscordian Necrogenesis

So here on the Hearse we've heard from quite a few one-man Black Metal bands, but one thing we haven't seen is a one-man Black Metal band. I mean like a real one-man band, a guy playing all the instruments at the same time! I remember seeing a guy once on Venice Beach who played bass with his feet while playing guitar and playing a snare on his back with sticks fastened to his elbows. The guy played mostly Michael Jackson songs. Anyways, here I am proud to present Pandiscordian Necrogenesis, the first true one-man Black Metal band. The man is Lord from San Francisco Black Metal kult, Horn of Dagoth. For this project Lord plays guitar and sings while playing a bass drum and a snare with pedals at his feet. Of course it is necro and fucked up and absolutely genius. This homemade CDR packaged in a DVD case slathered in real blood (which smells) was limited to a mere 88 copies (maybe dude likes Hitler?) and I assume they went fast after Aquarius Records raved about it's bizarre merits. I would love to see Pandiscordian Necrogenesis perform at the Cable Car turnaround to the astonishment of tourists, that would rule.

18 comments:

  1. AQ raves for ages about everything they review

    . . . Except that one slayer record

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  2. Damn! There's no limit to weirdness! And the songs are surprisingly good!

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  3. Tour with CAPTURED BY ROBOTS in the near future, yes? This shit just sounds weird...

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  4. Like a kvlt Hasil Adkins. Thanks!

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  5. omg, this is unbelievable! thanks a lot for this awesome release!

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  6. I felt like I smelled blood for half the day after reading and downloading this.I wonder who's blood it is.

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  7. Fuck. I can't thank you enough for these uploads.

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  8. Oh man. I have been looking for ways to keep up my addiction to totally fuck up black metal and I think I just hit the jackpot. Your blog is awesome. Consider yourself linked.

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  9. Picked this up at Amoeba in SF for the low price of 9.95... little did I know I was purchasing a fucking biohazardous item. Metal.

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  10. Yes, a Hasil Adkins post would be perfect right about now! May I also suggest the great Abner Jay?

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  11. This blog is the ultimate example of quantity > quality. Hipsters die

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  12. Don't like it? May I suggest you pedal your track bike on over to Lucid Media and download the latest post-rock or Wolves In The Throne Room album, douchetits.

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  13. A lot better than I thought it'd be. Thanks.

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  14. Just ordered this from Aquarius Records, FUCK YEAH

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  15. he should totally play at the cable car turn around.

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  16. I had the pleasure of witnessing this one man band live last night in NYC. It was truly impressive to watch him play drums and guitar at the same time. I picked up a cd to show my support, and if he comes to your town you should do the same.

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