Tuesday, July 19, 2011

First Blood

Oh FUCK YEAH!!! DSJ and DJA are a couple of blood bros who are so devout in their absolute broliness they painstakingly assembled not one, but two, badass mixes of every get-you-pumped, 80s action montage, and keytar-coated mullet madrigal they could muster up. Put Blood Bros First Blood on and by the end you will be able to overcome any obstacle; the mafia, ninjas, Russians, terrorists, or even that no neck biker gang that sold your sister into white slavery. Go bust some heads, America.

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19 comments:

  1. seenkyJuly 19, 2011 at 1:51 AM

    great comps, prime side-o-beef punching stuff!

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  2. brettJuly 19, 2011 at 2:29 AM

    YES! there's a second one floating around out there too. Shit gets me PUMPED.

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  3. Lars GotrichJuly 19, 2011 at 6:05 AM

    I may just have to start working out.

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  4. frank zitoJuly 19, 2011 at 8:44 AM

    this is the soundtrack to my everday life

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  5. east kansas bangerJuly 19, 2011 at 10:51 AM

    your the BEST!

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  6. AnonymousJuly 19, 2011 at 11:24 AM

    It's time to take the bull by the horns!

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  7. east kansas bangerJuly 19, 2011 at 1:20 PM

    Winner takes it all looser takes a fall!

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  8. John In DallasJuly 19, 2011 at 6:20 PM

    This may be the greatest thing I've ever heard in my life. Thanks eternal, Aesop.

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  9. V.July 19, 2011 at 10:45 PM

    I was considering retreating and/or surrendering. Thanks to you Aesop, neither will be an option.

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  10. enochJuly 19, 2011 at 10:52 PM

    i feel like my whole life has been leading up to this moment in music... (see gi joe rolling thunder and swamp master commercials) thanks dude

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  11. philbrickJuly 20, 2011 at 9:40 AM

    Believe it or not, I run regularly while only listening to the rocky 4 sound track and a couple of these other tunes. I need to get the tracklist so I can further my collection. They even put the song from motown's the last dragon in there. Iron eagle! I spent weeks renting that movie from the video store next to my house. This was the greatest Idea anyone ever had! Absolute genius!

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  12. CaptainJuly 20, 2011 at 9:50 AM

    I just got that high paying job I was looking for AND won the heart of the girl of my dreams! Thanks, Blood Bros: First Blood!

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  13. WeenJuly 20, 2011 at 11:04 AM

    fuck, this is the best thing ever.

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  14. AnonymousJuly 20, 2011 at 11:32 AM

    Cool. My daughter was getting a dose on the way to swim lessons. Uplifting with American cheese.

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  15. ReginaldJuly 20, 2011 at 11:37 PM

    That's deep shit, 920cadca-b2fe-11e0-89d1-000bcdca4d7a, that's really deep shit, man.

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  16. Peter SantellanJuly 21, 2011 at 5:27 PM

    This is just amazing. Now, I have a soundtrack for the workout montage I had planned.

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  17. CarmJuly 22, 2011 at 12:11 PM

    Who needs protein powder and steroids when you got this????

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  18. HammerFightJuly 23, 2011 at 12:33 PM

    Straight Bro looking for other Straight Bros to pump some iron & each other UP! No gays!

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  19. solidturdAugust 6, 2011 at 5:53 PM

    they have a blood brothers: part two mix up now too! it's pretty good.

    really loving your site, man!

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