Monday, September 28, 2009

Pandiscordian Necrogenesis

So here on the Hearse we've heard from quite a few one-man Black Metal bands, but one thing we haven't seen is a one-man Black Metal band. I mean like a real one-man band, a guy playing all the instruments at the same time! I remember seeing a guy once on Venice Beach who played bass with his feet while playing guitar and playing a snare on his back with sticks fastened to his elbows. The guy played mostly Michael Jackson songs. Anyways, here I am proud to present Pandiscordian Necrogenesis, the first true one-man Black Metal band. The man is Lord from San Francisco Black Metal kult, Horn of Dagoth. For this project Lord plays guitar and sings while playing a bass drum and a snare with pedals at his feet. Of course it is necro and fucked up and absolutely genius. This homemade CDR packaged in a DVD case slathered in real blood (which smells) was limited to a mere 88 copies (maybe dude likes Hitler?) and I assume they went fast after Aquarius Records raved about it's bizarre merits. I would love to see Pandiscordian Necrogenesis perform at the Cable Car turnaround to the astonishment of tourists, that would rule.

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

AQ raves for ages about everything they review

. . . Except that one slayer record

eremita said...

Damn! There's no limit to weirdness! And the songs are surprisingly good!

the wizard said...

Tour with CAPTURED BY ROBOTS in the near future, yes? This shit just sounds weird...

Robert said...

Like a kvlt Hasil Adkins. Thanks!

protectorrr said...

omg, this is unbelievable! thanks a lot for this awesome release!

Shannon said...

I felt like I smelled blood for half the day after reading and downloading this.I wonder who's blood it is.

ido said...

Fuck. I can't thank you enough for these uploads.

Justin Snow said...

Oh man. I have been looking for ways to keep up my addiction to totally fuck up black metal and I think I just hit the jackpot. Your blog is awesome. Consider yourself linked.

foetalruin said...

Picked this up at Amoeba in SF for the low price of 9.95... little did I know I was purchasing a fucking biohazardous item. Metal.

Dennis Dread said...

Yes, a Hasil Adkins post would be perfect right about now! May I also suggest the great Abner Jay?

Anonymous said...

This blog is the ultimate example of quantity > quality. Hipsters die

Aesop said...

Don't like it? May I suggest you pedal your track bike on over to Lucid Media and download the latest post-rock or Wolves In The Throne Room album, douchetits.

kisoku said...

genius.

BradethQ said...

A lot better than I thought it'd be. Thanks.

Wes said...

Just ordered this from Aquarius Records, FUCK YEAH

naomi said...

he should totally play at the cable car turn around.

nogodsnothing said...

this is great!

Dave G said...

I had the pleasure of witnessing this one man band live last night in NYC. It was truly impressive to watch him play drums and guitar at the same time. I picked up a cd to show my support, and if he comes to your town you should do the same.