Friday, September 4, 2009

Alle Totmachen

Alle Totmachen are a raw, lo-fi kult from some cave in Germany. This is there first CDR demo and it is scraping, fucked-up, white-hot Black Metal the way we love it here at The Hearse. Overdriven and chaotic, Alle Totmachen will raise the neck hairs on anyone interested in Wold or Wolven Howl. The rest of you pussies should just go make an avocado smoothie, and watch True Blood, or some shit. This is not for the timid. I have to thank the awesome Protectorrr for this one.


32 comments:

sephim said...

Fuck True Blood. Actually, fuck the whole vampire genre altogether.

It's all Francis Ford Coppolla's fault for turning Dracula into a fucking love story. Dracula didn't want to be loved, he just wanted to eat bitches.

ido said...

This sounds fucking great. Will download as soon as I get home from my goofy-ass job. Really love the artwork, too. Some black metal bands have some really evocative artwork.

the wizard said...

This is like the one man metal equivalent of a live GAI recording from a tape player someone accidentally turned on in their backpack. I alternate between concerned, confused and utterly delighted. Gotta go, my smoothie's getting warm.

Anonymous said...

This is awesome! I can't get enough of this type of fucked-up-noisy-as-hell black metal.
Thanks for uploading.

Neil R Graf said...

this is awesome. it makes me want to electrocute something.


and 'begotten' fucking rules.

werewombat said...

dont fuck with the avocado man.

icoulddietomorrow said...

i love avacado shakes :(

-Adam

David said...

This is fantastic stuff, a welcome blast of BM excellence after spinning the dreadful new Velvet Cacoon record (the Godfleshy one, not the ambient disc – Though that’s also rubbish.)

Aesop said...

Velvet Cacoon is bullshit.

socialism and/or barbarism said...

Yes yes yes. Thanks for this. And digging the Odilon Redon-esque cover.

Anonymous said...

God this is awful. Thanks!

protectorrr said...

thank you so much for posting this and thank you guys for all the comments! Alle totmachen! is one of my own projects and i never thought someone will like it...
maybe i will record some new stuff sooner or later.
thanks!

Paul Von Aphid said...

hey, cool stuff! thanks, Aesop and Protectorrr!

funny fact, that lastfm compare Alle Totmachen with Zaaku.

hey, Protectorrr, are you interested to do a split? i just started new fukked-up black metal project (more shoegazay, but still noisy), as well there's new Zaaku album coming', so really wanna work with on something.

really cool stuff, reminding me Altars, Bone Awl and Ancestors. Moody, murky, noisy.

best BM record that i heared in the last months along with Furdidurke demo and Mamaleek albums (btw, guys, check out this bands!).

Aesop said...

Wow, Protectorrr, had no idea you were behind this great release. More please.

DiNo said...

Awesome bandname too.

Anonymous said...

What's wrong with velvet cacoon? They're just some drug addled art fags from portland who make really pretty music. They are, quite literally, bullshit, as everything about them is intentionally a lie. I know that irks people, but do you two just think their music sucks, or what? I don't get it.

Aesop said...

VC, the music is boring and sensationalist hype is boringer.

Anonymous said...

i fail to see how the music is "boring", i find it quite pretty. however, that is really neither here nor there, it's only a matter of preference. my confusion is what people's problem is with their sensationalist hype. that is their intention. to fuck with reality. art fags. i tend to believe they are more genuine than pretentious. arguements/disagreements are welcome.

dustinswanson said...

i love how the comments are being sidetracked by some anonymous troll defending a hipster band.

ido said...

Protectorrr: please record more of your work. Fucking wonderful mind melting death heat. Also, did you do the artwork as well? Again, thanks to both you and Aesop.

protectorrr said...

yes, i made the artwork. i am working as a tattoo artist, so drawing is part of my job and my life. but the artwork for this demo is only an ink scribble - but i thought it fits better than a "high quality artwork"...
btw, if someone needs an artwork let me know ;)

protectorrr said...

@Paul Von Aphid: a split with you would be great! do you know a label who can realize a small tape or CDr release? i released the most of my stuff by myself in the past, but that always costs a lot of time and work to copy the tapes/CDr's and artworks... and at the moment i am very busy with my job.

Aesop said...

The art is fantastic.

Paul Von Aphid said...

hey, protectorrr, drop me e-mail on cascadingcarnage@mail.ru for the details, i will answer you all your questions.

Aesop said...

Look at that. The Hearse bringing people together for the purpose of making great art. Not bad for a dumb blog.

socialism and/or barbarism said...

Damn, protectorrr, if I make it to Germany anytime in the near future, I am tracking you down to give me a proper black scribble tattoo.

Seriously, the album is terrific. More!

Paul Von Aphid said...

heh, Aesop, your blog isnt stupid, man.
and, thats great that you help to gather various interesting people.
cheers.

Order of the Goat said...

hey

anyone the password for this? i downloaded it but cant unzip it without a password.... hmmm..

Aesop said...

password?

Order of the Goat said...

yeah, it says its password protected.

same with the Jammerskrik I downloaded.

Aesop said...

I just tried it and it worked fine. Anybody have any ideas?

jb said...

horrible, awesome stuff. love the barking dog on track two...more please, protectorrr (and much thanks to the hearse)!!