Monday, May 24, 2010

Rub One Out For The Devil

Does Satan really care if you masturbate in his name? Doesn't much matter to Apator, he's going to beat his meat in blasphemous tribute to the dark lord of the infernal abyss no matter what. Apator is the nom de evil of Robert Van Arnhem, a Dutch devil worshipping maniac who claims to have recorded a number of unholy demos between 1988 and 1995, Masturbate in Praise of Black Satan is the only one I have found (huge thanks to Funeral Stench.) Other utterly unchristian demo titles include: You would love to suck Apator's cock. He won't let you do it!!!, Apator's Stiff Cock Points At The Heavenly Sky, One Hell Of A Homo, and Apator Barks the Smile off Stupid Heterosexual Face. This demo contains no actual music, just Mr. Apator all alone ranting in his most evil effected voice about raping Christ. Not terribly unlike Hearse alum Lord Asmodeus. Play this loud at your next picnic.

15 comments:

brandi said...

That dude looks suspiciously like you... you sure you're not jackin' it for satan up there?

Anonymous said...

There is another Apator avaialable from Funeral Stench titled "Het Geluid Kruipt".

winston95 said...

Hilarious... what a great way to start the week.

rasputin said...

I wrote a review of this once that some of you may find funny. Many other people followed suit with my rating as well, and for several months Masturbate in Praise of Black Satan was the number one album of all time (by ratings) on the website.

http://www.sputnikmusic.com/album.php?albumid=47905

Karl Bakla said...

any god that would not like masturbation is not worth the time pulling the pud to

Aesop said...

Rasputin, awesome write up.

prunalogsusan said...

funny sh-tuff.

mike said...

I have the Apator/Exmortes split EP,I've been known to play it during my DJ sets and to helpless bands who crash at my house.Apator is possibly the worst or the best shit in my collection.Satan!(repeat)Check out Exmortes aka Jan List from Finland,fucking funny as hell!

rasputin said...

haha, thanks Aesop =P

swahilibob said...

Would have been great if he could have worked with Thelonious Monk.

Anonymous said...

Exmortes is from holland

skycake said...

I was hoping to find else something in the vein of Lord Asmodeus, thanks!

Anonymous said...

Apator is poser, becuase I am the real killer masturbator,jajaja, who wants to party in the USA with Miley and then lift some DEAD WEIGHT too you f'n hosebags!

Anonymous said...

weird gems like this keep me addicted to this blog. amazing.

Anonymous said...

tinternetboy has uploaded the APATOR- "King Of The Juice"-demo (1996) and advance-tracks from the new demo "Meet The Meat" on his youtube-channel.