Tuesday, July 19, 2011

First Blood

Oh FUCK YEAH!!! DSJ and DJA are a couple of blood bros who are so devout in their absolute broliness they painstakingly assembled not one, but two, badass mixes of every get-you-pumped, 80s action montage, and keytar-coated mullet madrigal they could muster up. Put Blood Bros First Blood on and by the end you will be able to overcome any obstacle; the mafia, ninjas, Russians, terrorists, or even that no neck biker gang that sold your sister into white slavery. Go bust some heads, America.

19 comments:

seenky said...

great comps, prime side-o-beef punching stuff!

brett said...

YES! there's a second one floating around out there too. Shit gets me PUMPED.

Lars Gotrich said...

I may just have to start working out.

frank zito said...

this is the soundtrack to my everday life

east kansas banger said...

your the BEST!

Vill said...

It's time to take the bull by the horns!

east kansas banger said...

Winner takes it all looser takes a fall!

John In Dallas said...

This may be the greatest thing I've ever heard in my life. Thanks eternal, Aesop.

V. said...

I was considering retreating and/or surrendering. Thanks to you Aesop, neither will be an option.

enoch said...

i feel like my whole life has been leading up to this moment in music... (see gi joe rolling thunder and swamp master commercials) thanks dude

philbrick said...

Believe it or not, I run regularly while only listening to the rocky 4 sound track and a couple of these other tunes. I need to get the tracklist so I can further my collection. They even put the song from motown's the last dragon in there. Iron eagle! I spent weeks renting that movie from the video store next to my house. This was the greatest Idea anyone ever had! Absolute genius!

Captain said...

I just got that high paying job I was looking for AND won the heart of the girl of my dreams! Thanks, Blood Bros: First Blood!

Ween said...

fuck, this is the best thing ever.

920cadca-b2fe-11e0-89d1-000bcdca4d7a said...

Cool. My daughter was getting a dose on the way to swim lessons. Uplifting with American cheese.

Reginald said...

That's deep shit, 920cadca-b2fe-11e0-89d1-000bcdca4d7a, that's really deep shit, man.

Dr. Pete said...

This is just amazing. Now, I have a soundtrack for the workout montage I had planned.

Carm said...

Who needs protein powder and steroids when you got this????

HammerFight said...

Straight Bro looking for other Straight Bros to pump some iron & each other UP! No gays!

solidturd said...

they have a blood brothers: part two mix up now too! it's pretty good.

really loving your site, man!